I want out of this ridiculous timeline. Although, I guess if I ever get elected president I’ll know what not to do.

Sorry, kids, you will have to deal with the fallout of all this, but you are not eligible.

Bitcoin bull market vibes

He lied to you guys 200 times before, this time will be different #trustmebro

Why not a bazillion dollars each?

Whatever the jews say, is what trump does No matter who you elect, you get Benjamin Netanyahu.     ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)