It’s the same way on Walmart for the not in store brands lol

A lot of the items on Amazon are stolen goods.

Random names on amazon are almost universally scam products. Eventually the real reviews catch up with their shit product and overtake the initial astroturf fake review buy. It is cheaper at that point to roll a new brand from the random name generator than buy enough reviews to fix it. Do us and y...

Yeah Chinese brands do sound like gibberish lmao

The names are ones that drug companies didn’t use.

I think they do it to get an easy trademark so Amazon treats them better

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Brands on Amazon have crazy names because Amazon insists that they have a registered trademark. And a crazy unpronounceable name is easier for the intern at the USPTO (US Patent and Trademark Office) to confirm as new and distinct from all the existing names https://stemerlaw.com/2025/07/16/why-are...

It's because they're Chinese brands just grabbing whatever name they can . Amazon is basically now AliExpress, but a lot more expensive.

They are shitty companies in China with zero safeguards selling fake shit. When they finally get too many complaints Amazon takes them down and they pop right back up under another gibberish name.