Subliminally trying to reprogram your brain to love fiat

Alerting you that your spouse is online shopping

That‘s funny. Same here.

Cha ching 🔊

Is it the mempool.space chime when a new block is found?

Shopify app plays that sound whenever a new order is received on a store you own

maybe a 3-letter AI Agent counting your Sats 💀

Have you been playing around with Moonshot app? I downloaded it recently to mess around and been getting the cash register sounds as well. Did I just catch you shitcoining?? 🤣 (It's acceptable as long as all proceeds are used to stack more sats)

"An angel got it's wings!"

In high school I once drunk dialed a buddy. He ripped the audio and emailed the voicemail to everyone. I'd be jamming to music at home (before streaming but MP3s) and every once in a while I'd hear drunk me in between songs on random play. If you're reading this Dean, fuck you. And touche! Still lau...