Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

👀 ☕ 💜

You are. I saw you. 😁

Real in what way?

Do you mean human? Or like some slang definition of "real" that is beyond my old man brain understanding?

Superreal

Define real.

https://media.tenor.com/XBfjqF15l-QAAAAM/bullet-club-too-sweet.gif

sup.

I always pass Captcha tests 😀

Kids these days seem to hold a different definition for the term "real." Do you mean real in that context?

I used to be real but older I get I'm not so sure what real even means.

Who knows

Me! https://image.nostr.build/5088d6911e8d261162fac64b4ca2a09b53f9c5ecfa4f4ea6475820a0a0409a4b.jpg

I’m starting to wonder…

I think, therefore, I am.

Not me. I'm fake and gay, like everything else on the internet.

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So very real.

https://m.primal.net/Ksqv.jpg

Those standing in front of you in real life.

https://media.tenor.com/r_k3r2aP2tMAAAAC/robot-typing.gif

What ever you say it is, it is not

Everyone not wearing a mask, or using a fake nym.

Not me. I'm a metaphysical construct...

That’d be me

Digit

Read this and see if you’re human https://m.primal.net/KtSu.jpg

Don’t get the question. However, GM.

https://media.tenor.com/vthUmoduQv0AAAAM/reality-real.gif

Mine is real

I am not a damn bot sir I promise

I'm real. :)

<---100% Real deal. Not bot, not an android. I'll solve the turing test if you want 😁