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I realized that peer-to-peer bluetooth file transfers without internet is even cooler. Here's the work in progress. The image reveal animation while sending is an hommage to all millennials surfing the web during the slow internet modem era. https://blossom.primal.net/8658bfcc3fec5fc99ec4c8f2f48c00d09679bbda04158db4e5f30ffc7be3b279.mp4 nevent1qqsx8ucpfynjqvwce5gt6ft8a72fkt4wy3g94pk8p2gpqzns5gv0p6gpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygzsm98u9kzcp35zkpc62shck8335gqtq5yt4w26xwl0pp2a72qavvpsgqqqqqqshmul0e
hear me out: bitchat file / audio / video transfers between two devices directly via tor, no file storage service in between. so many cool things you could do with tor.
copy pasta > be Google in 2017 > small team drops “Attention Is All You Need” on arXiv > execs nod politely, go back to selling ads for socks > let Transformer gather dust for 5 yrs like a vintage Beanie Baby > be Noam Shazeer, OG wizard > quits, builds AI-boyfriend app “Character.AI” > millions of lonely hearts pay $9.99 to e-date 2B from Nier > Google HR: “any chance you wanna come back?” > Shazeer: “busy, my e-gf is calling” > 2022, OpenAI drops ChatGPT > world loses its mind, Google stock does bungee jump > Sundar holds all-hands: “guys, we need a response by Q2” > team ships Bard in 3 weeks using 12 interns, 2000 TPUv4s, and pure panic > Bard hallucinates that the earth is flat > Wall Street: “sell sell sell” > Sergey hears the screams from his yacht > flies back on a carbon-negative jet, reclaims unofficial crown > merges GoogleBrain + DeepMind like Dragon Ball fusion > axes Bard, slaps Gemini sticker on everything > Gemini launches, immediately generate a black Abraham Lincoln > Twitter dubs them “Bing’s woke cousin” > Shazeer finally answers HR’s 47th email >“fine, but I want my own parking spot and unlimited LaCroix” > returns, waves wand, Gemini 2 & 2.5 drop > context window so big it can summarise the Bible + your group chat > Google processing 980T tokens/month, equal to 40 % of human SMS traffic > someone sneezes “Nano Banana” into the Play Store > overnight it’s app, turns ur selfie into big-tiddy anime waifu https://blossom.primal.net/217f751c390f43182360700f84781b5e86ed91612ffdac504971f83cc9263f12.jpg
