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copy pasta > be Google in 2017 > small team drops “Attention Is All You Need” on arXiv > execs nod politely, go back to selling ads for socks > let Transformer gather dust for 5 yrs like a vintage Beanie Baby > be Noam Shazeer, OG wizard > quits, builds AI-boyfriend app “Character.AI” > millions of lonely hearts pay $9.99 to e-date 2B from Nier > Google HR: “any chance you wanna come back?” > Shazeer: “busy, my e-gf is calling” > 2022, OpenAI drops ChatGPT > world loses its mind, Google stock does bungee jump > Sundar holds all-hands: “guys, we need a response by Q2” > team ships Bard in 3 weeks using 12 interns, 2000 TPUv4s, and pure panic > Bard hallucinates that the earth is flat > Wall Street: “sell sell sell” > Sergey hears the screams from his yacht > flies back on a carbon-negative jet, reclaims unofficial crown > merges GoogleBrain + DeepMind like Dragon Ball fusion > axes Bard, slaps Gemini sticker on everything > Gemini launches, immediately generate a black Abraham Lincoln > Twitter dubs them “Bing’s woke cousin” > Shazeer finally answers HR’s 47th email >“fine, but I want my own parking spot and unlimited LaCroix” > returns, waves wand, Gemini 2 & 2.5 drop > context window so big it can summarise the Bible + your group chat > Google processing 980T tokens/month, equal to 40 % of human SMS traffic > someone sneezes “Nano Banana” into the Play Store > overnight it’s app, turns ur selfie into big-tiddy anime waifu https://blossom.primal.net/217f751c390f43182360700f84781b5e86ed91612ffdac504971f83cc9263f12.jpg
Last week, we observed a sudden spike in bitchat downloads from Indonesia during nationwide protests. Today we're seeing an even bigger spike from Nepal during youth protests over government corruption and a social media ban. Freedom tech is for the people. Please share. These people are using Nostr now. https://blossom.primal.net/8d8b1af1c79919b5114c6dd838adb912373cc3b0c4e623ab530587035c665f4d.png https://blossom.primal.net/f89012a77ef3addee4d49f3e4f01e08302c102c7461aa9a3e7aac6fae1653354.png https://blossom.primal.net/7b25d3f1abdae3741bb9b40cf8a44540d5960e57c176c22e07cfe707f79a06d0.png https://blossom.primal.net/de10ecbe04cfd1ef1cf9f12d433511454d8902bf1f177d961c35f8333b32cf04.png Links Official website: http://bitchat.free iOS: https://apps.apple.com/us/app/bitchat-mesh/id6748219622 Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.bitchat.droid
do you like the proof of work animation anon? If you have other sick ideas, contribute branch: https://github.com/permissionlesstech/bitchat-android/tree/nip13-pow nevent1qqszd0ef9r2nz4utznspq29npvfhjjhwq2dqd0aerj803v8ht8xnp5sppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgs9pk20ctv9srrg9vr354p03v0rrgsqkpggh2u45va77zz4mu5p6ccrqsqqqqqpfldlgs