IMAGINE: YOU’RE UPSET THAT EVERYONE YOU KNOW THINKS YOU ARE TRASH. SO, YOU TRY THIS & THAT TO GET THAT MONEY HUNNY PROPERTIES AND SUCH AND NOW YOU ARE WELL-KNOWN IN YOUR TOWN AND THE RESULT IS: INSTEAD OF JUST PEOPLE WHO YOU KNOW THINKING YOU’RE TRASH, EVERYONE IN YOUR CITY NOW THINKS YOU’RE TRASH. SO, YOU GET YOUR CHILDREN INTO AS PRESTIGIOUS UNIVERSITIES YOU CAN MUSTER, AND YOU DECIDE YOU NEED EVERYONE IN THE WORLD TO UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ACTUALLY TOP YOU ARE, AND THEY WILL SHOW EVERYONE YOU KNOW, AND EVERYONE IN YOUR TOWN! SO, YOU RUN FOR THE HIGHEST OFFICE IN THE LAND AND YOU MAKE IT NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE BUT MAYBE EVEN THREE TIMES CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, THAT IS SO INCREDIBLE, NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE, AND YOU LOOK AROUND AND NOW, YOU’RE SURE, EVERYONE MUST UNDERSTAND JUST HOW BEST OF THE BESTIES YOU ARE AND THE ONLY RESULT AT THE END OF ALL THAT IS NOW, NOT JUST EVERYONE YOU KNOW, OR EVERYONE IN YOUR CITY, OR EVERYONE IN YOUR STATE, OR EVERYONE IN YOUR COUNTRY, OR EVERYONE IN YOUR HEMISPHERE BUT ACTUALLY EVERYONE, IN EVERY TINY VILLAGE, IN EVERY MEGALOPOLIS, HECK, EVEN THE MONKS WHO NEVER WATCH TV AND MEDITATE IN A CAVE ALL DAY…

THINK YOU ARE TRASH.

I MEAN FO’ REALS YO, THAT MUST BE TOUGH. I (almost) FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUY. REALLY AND TRULY. THIS IS A UNIQUE TYPE OF ACHIEVEMENT AND WE REALLY SHOULD GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE. AND MY OH MY IS CREDIT, DUE.