Silicon Valley VC’s be like, “i’ve got tech bros in every area code.”

i’ll stop. really.

at least now we know why women get 2% of VC funding.

not enough shit.

ok so, when i called these guys “f***tards” or “f***turds” i meant it literally not figuratively. turns out these silicon lovers are all screwing each other figuratively & literally. that’s even more funny. ClosedAI = Anthropic = xAI (spinoffs) and now they are fighting in court about who gets to be on top (figuratively but perhaps literally) and it is all the same tech with different marketing and they are all trading the same intestinal parasites. 🦠 and we’re supposed to think these slovenly promiscuous losers are leading the American economy and technocracy. yeah. ok. good thing their code is leaking like they’re leaky guts. i know that’s mean. but is it really?

it’s called:

DIRECTED CONSCIOUSNESS.

it’s how we rack up wins. one day i’ll explain it. for now the fact that everyone thinks thiel is the antichrist & altman a psycho is a marker of the processes’ fruits.

good news is i can retire from trolling altarboy/alterboy. seems like the collective unconscious consciously has deemed him a lying psychopath. what i learned from ronan’s article: he slept his way up (implied, not stated). graham guy who gave him the YC job is certainly an enthusiastic “mentor.” he’s technically illiterate (he comes off as not bright to me so i appreciate that is confirmed). met his husband in thiel’s hot tub. (gross. mega gross). in other good news, it seems they are all just going to tear each other down like some bitter scorned lovers: amodei perhaps leaked his notes, elon suing sammy, j.d. will have to rebuff thiel as the public can’t stand the “antichrist” which is thiel’s new moniker, and so those two will go at it, again, less work for us, they can destroy themselves.

i don’t think they are even billionaires at this point.

dear sam alterboy,

i just learned from james li that you are getting sued by your sister for alternating current with…your sister. that’s…awkward. (to put it mildly). anyhoo, apparently you are using the “crazy woman” defense. we are all familiar with this male trope utilized frequently when a woman says something one male or a group of males does not want to hear (or, more crucially, for others to hear) and the best way to delegitimise their words is to claim “she’s crazy”! while i personally can not comment on the mental health of your sister, or really, on anyone, i would like to humbly point out that your colleague, zuckybuck, recently lost a very significant case in cali (i was driving in my car & i heard those lawyer ads asking for claimants who’ve been harmed by social media to contact them) with the CRAZY MOM defense, a loose but approximate iteration of the CRAZY WOMAN defense. to save your legal team some work, and the judge and jury, I thought you’d want to stalk (no pun intended) oops, i mean, stock as in UP on some CRAZY WOMAN gear. at this shop, called the CRAZY WOMAN TRADING CO, you can stalk, sorry, STOCK (tanking, yours? off topic. IPOHHHH, NOOOO) UP on tee-shirts, cups, keychains, etc all emblazoned with your legal team’s defensive strategic phrase: CRAZY WOMAN.

Singular not plural.

It only takes one.

https://crazywomantrading.com/

smart/human/not-human/dumb/human/not-smart/not-human?

i guess they could not get rid of us with gain of function, with aluminium & salt sprays, with poisoning the food, soil etc so upping the ante? so desperate! understand when you’ve lost.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/05/satellite-mirror-plans-could-disrupt-sleep-and-ecosystems-worldwide-scientists-say

i listened to 20 seconds of this vid so you don’t have to: he opens, “our great republic was founded on a simple, yet bold idea: our rights, as citizens, are not granted to us by government, but, instead, by God.”

CAN THIS GUY READ???

The only “God” reference was added in the 1950’s to the weirdo Pledge of Allegiance.

Neither the Bill of Rights nor the Constitution refer to “God” AT ALL. Only the date as in “the year of our Lord.”

Article IV of the Constitution BANS religious tests for public office.

The Declaration of Independence refers to a generalized “Creator” and the “Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God” referring to the powers of the earth and separate and equal station not one religon’s “God.” Jefferson, primary author of the DoI) was not a Christian, he was a Deist.

This pathetic attempt at a Holy War is a Folly War, as we can all see. And when Hegseth realizes all along he’s been worshipping a black guy, Iyesus/Jesus, wonder how he’ll handle that REVELATION! Pied Piper leading fake Christians to their slaughter.

i guess it is appropriate that the end of the american empire would be crash landed by a caucraysian man with a sphincter for a mouth from a family associated with the KrayKrayKray so that FOR MILLENIA no one or civilization will ever forget exactly where white supremacy led the world.

superfluous byproducts media “casualties” of made up dubailife, not worth a war to get rid of them and yet—>

so many fakefluencers will flounder now—like that mario nawfwall. sorry not sorry your dubai life & tesla funders dry up because i never saw you ask an intelligent question not that i watched/or listened that much, fakstr!

(it’s like if chatgpt source code leaked no one would even bother to make a free github) 🎻

wait, hold up: openclaude??? 😹 i cannot. need more 🍿. this is waaay funnier than i could even script. pure comedy! can we all please appreciate how f***ed they are? we’re soooo winning. 🏆 it is like a new win every day.

like this is freaking hilarious.

this is coldplaykisscam on some creatine-leg-day-everyday au natural, no sterrrrroids.

who knew the collapse of the turds wouldn’t be an apocalyptic deathknell fight to the end at all but rather a late night talkshow that actually makes you laugh?

Thanks, God! Good Lookin’ Out.

We are funding the pilot. More episodes. Actually, give us three seasons rn, we don’t need audience testing. BINGE.

So glad this is going so easy.

Given the trouble they gave us for sooooo loooooong I’m glad this whole us winning them losing is going to be easy, fun & enjoyable. Hard times are over.

Fare(not)well, F***tards!

ok so snowden leaked PRISM in 2013 that was 13 years ago just about & today the tech/gov/dept of defense slash war alliance is clearly a rule: to be a top tech company you have to be used as a war slash surveillance asset—it has become so normalized no one even blinks an eye anymore. no reporting whatsoever on this topic. (& Hollywood slash Netflix should be there too, let’s be honest with the propaganda=ben afflecktion etc.)

The Shift is On! Who’s Gonna Win? Which Way Will the Reset Go? Get Your Hot Buttered Popcorn Here! 🍿