Something that bothers me about Wolverine:
Marvel: "Yes, he's short and incredibly hairy."
Also Marvel: *casts a tall guy and draws him, like, unremarkably hairy, and barely hairy at all in the cartoon because lines=money*
Me: "Did you forget... what normal male body hair looks like? Does everyone else just wax or what? Is the Marvel universe just afflicted with neck-down alopecia? Why did you cast a 6-foot actor? Bless the man, but, like, his whole thing is Little Dog Syndrome."
Marvel: "Yes, he's short and incredibly hairy."
Also Marvel: *casts a tall guy and draws him, like, unremarkably hairy, and barely hairy at all in the cartoon because lines=money*
Me: "Did you forget... what normal male body hair looks like? Does everyone else just wax or what? Is the Marvel universe just afflicted with neck-down alopecia? Why did you cast a 6-foot actor? Bless the man, but, like, his whole thing is Little Dog Syndrome."
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