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There are 8? They didnt teach me that at school. I used to house share with a guy who said Blackbeard commujicated with him when he was drunk. He would wake up with scribble drawings of blackbeard th...

mike @mike 1792871663

NEWS ALERT💥

Shrinkflation has come to the worlds oceans!

According to Chatty, there are only 5 seas now 😱

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Judge Hardcase · 2w

"The Seven Seas is an ancient expression (the context of which I am now going to ignore; and instead provide a modern interpretation that replaces the definition of 'sea' with the definition of 'ocean')"... how wonderfully woke of her 😂