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What’s one mundane super power that you guys have?

Mines that there ain’t neva been a bitch who has ever been better at being in the right place at the right time all the time

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falsefaucet · 2w

i smack my pinkey toe on something at least once a day. should wear shoes around the house

dvo · 2w

I'm really good at waking up exactly when I need to, down to the minute. no need for an alarm clock

Detective Deft Defector · 2w

I can lose shit with incredible proficiency

Keith Meola · 2w

yoo Dagz is back! I'm pretty good at being charmingly awkward. At least I think I am 😅

Achilles · 2w

I didn’t lose a street fight yet AND stayed out of prison so far. Some call me a cat for having 7 lives

1776 · 2w

I always seem to have left about 30 minutes before one of my friends does something really stupid and lands the whole group in the drunk tank.

nout · 2w

I'm invisible to bartenders

ihsotas · 2w

I always find a good parking spot. But I also always get stung by bees.

Moist · 2w

I can make people hate me within 5min of meeting me

🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit · 2w

I can start any car that at least tries to start. If it's totally dead I can't do anything, but if it's just cranking and not firing up, it will get going when I ask

Technician · 2w

I can drink coffee all the time and fall asleep just fine.