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Came up on a bidet attachment for our toilet. It's no full blown Japanese toilet, complete with warm water and blow dryer, but DAMN does my butt feel better than yours (probably; unless you also have a bidet). HFSPoopy
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El Zeta · 2d
I need a bidet lol
kidwarp · 2d
Just buy a Toto already lol
Bare Sounds Project · 2d
It’s all about the bum gun. Down with the west and smearing shit around the bum hole.
Bill Cypher · 2d
I also have superior posterior cleanliness. I can't believe people just walk around like this all day. https://media.tenor.com/ASkElWs5UosAAAAC/peanut-dancing.gif
Jay · 2d
Congrats! Welcome to real life 😁🙌
Turkey · 2d
Did you end up spraying it everywhere when testing it out after the install ? I installed bidets in both of my bathrooms but every time some came over they always did this so I removed the one from the guest bathroom. https://i.nostr.build/6KGetx84OXsru4GU.gif
wymike · 2d
I hate going to countries that don’t have a shataf in the bathroom. Heathens.
mrecheese 🧀 · 1d
Welcome to the Sparkling Ass Club.
Onyx Cat Pottery · 1d
We've become butt snobs now because of it. I can take a trip and realize my butt is just super pampered now Who knew butts could be so rigid before bidet?