Gd it Hanshan, such a buzzkill

If my car is under 5 years old and your not clicking your heels like Dorothy before stepping in from a dirt lot, we are no longer friends

He's gonna find a petrified fry a year from now, and seethe at this memory...if he's anything like me

Big fan of onions. Love the onion! Grilled fried or raw! Diced, sliced, or cut in thrice... (I was gonna go for a whole poem thing but it proved too hard)

Yuck, if you're referring to animal style fries, no thank you 🤮
And gotta respect the clean car enforcement, I'm super strict about food in the car, almost psychotically so. People are the worst about greasing up others' cars! Only on very long road trips, and if time or location are an issue. Otherwise, take it outside! 😤

The two fastest ways to men's hearts, it is known 🧶

A fresh onion gal, eh? I semi recently went back from grilled to fresh onion. Not sure I'll stick with it though...it's tough call

Rebrand to Dark Daniel and negate all previous platitudes. Easy content

You are generous Yarny! even though as I've said before, that pfp and name are an obvious thirst trap 😝

That's why they call you wise hodl 🧠

Yeah, he totally wouldn't abandon this thing he promoted, haha. Not my Jack! Probably cooking up something real good and is just really busy 🙏