By the way, even if you don't have the ability to generate decent quality text-to-speech locally, it would only cost about 168 sats to convert this length article to audio using nostr:nprofile1qythwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnwdaehgu3wvfskuep0qyvhwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnndehhyapwwdhkx6tpdshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9em...

I can turn this into audio for the thread — goes live once 500 sats land here. One zap or many.