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driving along the highway, leaving a nice safe gap between myself and the car in front

*pickup truck driver* oh look free space! imma just squeeze in here thx

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Leo Wandersleb · 35w

All. The. Time.

JG · 35w

Yeah, and funny how it's always the pickup drivers in the ditch on an icy day. They forget that while 4WD is awesome to get moving, it doesn't help you stop.

GFY · 35w

HIGH TIME PREFERENCE MOTHERFUCKERS. I'D LIKE TO BUY A KIND OF LASER SHOOTING DEVICE THAT I CAN COVERTLY USE TO FUCK THESE PPL'S PAINT JOBS UP WHEN THEY GET OUT OF LINE. THAT OR I'M GOING TO BUY A BEATER AND JUST START RUNNING INTO THEM