The moment I dedicated some time for an inaugural nap on my new couch, a freak thunderstorm appeared. I brought my tablet and water bottle back inside. In that 15 second window, a tremendous zephyr blew half my cushions into the neighbor’s yard. They aren’t home and it’s raining proper now. Supposedly waterproof! But jfc can I please catch a goddamn break with the weather? Adhesive velcro in my cart.