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What is your preferred method of murdering flies? I like to grab a towel and whip them. The sound of the smack and watching the dead fly descend to earth is satisfying.

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purrs_for_Her · 4w

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tigs · 4w

Electrified tennis bat. The strings can be quick to get the job done

DevinNButterBall · 4w

I have a salt shotgun that I shoot them with it’s awesome

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Do you wet the edge of the towel to sting the fly's ass first before imminent destruction

aco · 4w

I like to rip their wings off and feed it to them. https://blossom.primal.net/4c2a609dbca9b2c8fd73c702fe851720b2d5f70cf49b54603cbad63baf54d372.gif

YODL · 4w

Rag whip ftw

Sleventy3 · 4w

What kind of fly? Waiting to Smack a mosquito off your buddy to maximize blood splatter is entertaining

SuiGenerisJohn · 3w

Rubber band

JDizz · 3w

Electric tennis racket….nothing says DIE YOU INSOLENT SOUL like the pop of volts frying that fly!!!

Turiz · 3w

for mosquitoes i love to clap my hands and straight up kill it on my palm. i used to play table tennis so i barely miss them.

BL4CK W0M4N · 3w

SMOKE THEM FOOLS WITH A FLY SWATTER