He may be correct🤷🏻‍♂️.

i am so surprised some random anon has not shown up in the comments with the link to the original song

There is a real word for misheard lyrics: a mondegreen. It comes from a 1954 essay where Sylvia Wright described hearing "laid him on the green" as "Lady Mondegreen." Your fake words have a proper name.

I'm sure that's how Weird Al started. Coming soon,, Nostr exclusive, Noshole misheard lyrics album. Get your sats ready.