I'm delighted to announce that our formerly plain PDF ICFP 2026 paper (https://anil.recoil.org/papers/2026-package-calculus.pdf) has been UPGRADED with advanced AI summaries (if you pay up for the premium ACM account) and is under impenetrable cybersecurity protection (if you click through painful captchas and wait 10 seconds) and is way slower due to being hidden behind a web-based epdf reader rather than using your native PDF client. https://dl.acm.org/doi/10.1145/3828699.