I was talking to my half-brother about his world travel plans like, “btw if if you ever want to come to Egypt let me know”.

And he’s like, “that’s awesome, how about in 3 weeks? Can you be our tour guide for the last five thousand years in the region?”

And I’m like, “yeah man, it’ll be fun. Let me, uh, check with our two dozen local relatives and our summer beach plans so we can coordinate between them.”
“Checks details.”
“…Shit. Alright let’s go!”