CTL+ALT+DEL

https://media.tenor.com/bGCuW8uql2kAAAAM/office-server.gif

EMP

What's vim?

So you’re gonna want to swim through the viscous liquid towards the top of the bottle. Once you reach the top, you can escape through the centre. https://image.nostr.build/2c4e507f08def8e465ff7edf80634b32ad5ccbaf9cde2ba7c4d350fed1a168a8.jpg

press Esc button for your rest of life :))

Why don't you embed vim inside your keyboard? I have a navigation layer embed into my keyboard, I feel like I'm vim user WITHOUT using vim 🤣: https://cdn.nostr.build/i/8757823d14dd1524b169d1c624bedc857bf3fc08fe862a02643a4d764c556b73.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZZoAjMEiDMt9GhJPVS/giphy.gif

Hold down Shift, press Z twice (Shift+ZZ), & imagine you're closing the deal on a million-dollar startup while riding a unicorn into the sunset… 🦄🌅💵

First you install Emacs and you’ll find that once you use it you’ll never have to exit vim again. 🎅

Please, please DO NOT exit Vim!!! Your's and other newbies' attempts to exit Vim are tracked, collected and sent to the Nostr relays you see... In fact YOUR stupid keystroke mistakes are the randomness we use to generate new Nostr keys!

ESC :! kill -9 -1 🐶🐾🫡🤣

My favorite is using the REISUB sysreq magic key. Here are other fun ones: https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim

RTFM

Sudo exit vim 💻

Start menu > accessories > notepad.exe

If you dont use it, you dont have to exit it 😂

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What in the heck is vim ? 🤣

Heat death of the universe ought to take care of it

Vim: "Why would you ever want to leave?!"

:qa! Only use when you have an absolute fuckton of unsaved work 🫡

Press alt+F4 😂🔱

https://github.com/caseykneale/VIMKiller

Hulk smash the computer

Shoot your computer and buy a new one.

Invest your company's balance sheet in an index of shitcoins. The machine will soon be physically removed by liquidators forcing a closure of the vim application.

:!kill -9 `ps|grep vim|awk '{print $1}'`

Wait for global warming to kill humanity. This way it won't matter whether you can exit vim, because you're exited.

killall -9 vim ???

Power off. Power on. Emacs.

Vim is great and you just suck Just learn vim and don't say yuck until you have given it a try. It will be worth it, do not cry. Once you learn, it sucks you in. Calm down mate, no worrying. You can do quite everything using keyboard inside Vim. Days have passed it all went smooth See? I told you, ...

LMOA 😂😂. Nerd cringe warning. https://odysee.com/@ProgrammersAreAlsoHuman:3/interview-with-an-emacs-enthusiast-in:d

https://m.primal.net/HKmJ.png

I'm just gonna ZZ

By being a quitter!

#+begin_src elisp (defun kill-proc (proc) "Kill process PROC identified by its PID or name." (if (string-match-p "^[0-9]+$" proc) (shell-command (format "kill -9 %s" proc)) (shell-command (format "pkill -9 %s" proc)))) (kill-proc "vim") #+end_src

Frantically pressing ctrl d and ctrl c and ctrl z

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Press the [esc] to enter the command mode and then enter: ! kill -9 `pgrep -i vim`