Listen, I am NOT superstitious... AT ALL!

But I am also not substitious...

And I think... I th... hear me out...

I think there must be something akin to Chtulu but not... not... IDK I'm not crazy

But there must be a being like Chtulu but somehow all it does is steal my socks... It will identify my favorite socks and just *poof!* disappear them...

This entity is malicious, all powerful, all knowing... but all it wants is socks...

I don't know the name

but I swear it exists!