A wife... 🤣🤣🤣

I run Bosch without configuring anything smart. One of the least-fiat brands remaining.

I installed a new stainless steel Samsung dishwasher a year or so back in my house. Got it for ~$400. No smart features, absolutely love it. Only issue is it doesn't dry super well, so I crack the door for a bit when the cycle is over. https://www.lowes.com/pd/Samsung-Top-Control-24-in-Built-In-D...

We went with a kitchen aid. Have they been reliable? Mostly, however, the help center is in Michigan and so are the parts depots. Bosch, while quieter, is not American. it could be of better quality, so the Kitchenaid positives would be moot.

Bosch is good and quiet. No complaints.