It feels like a vacation, until I notice that our kids are having problems and our parents are having problems, and the house is molding, and my husband's health is deteriorating, as is mine, and that there are unpaid bills at the bottom of the messy mail pile... and I remember that housewives have an actual job and that I hadn't been doing it.

I can't multitask. Nobody can, actually. Multitasking is a myth.

The world is decaying for lack of housewives. I am sure, that this is a thing.