FML!
For 45min I was working on finance stuff on the computer.
I said to my wife:
“Babe, I got logged out, can you please log me back in.”

She sits down to log me back in.

I say… (two times):
“please do not close any of the open window tabs.”

She closes all the open window tabs.

WTF! 🤬🤦🏻‍♂️