Bitcoin 2023-2026

Bitcoiner: Implement Ord Disrespecter to mitigate the DickButts.

Core Whore: Nothing we can do. Those DickButts are technically valid.

Bitcoiner: Don’t increase Op_Return to 100kb.

Core Whore: Sorry you’re gonna have to push for a consensus rule change.

Bitcoiner: BIP-110 activates in a month.

Core Whore: The way you’re marketing BIP-110 is offensive to the SpamScammers.

Bitcoiner: Why do you care about them?

CoreWhore: Your bad manners are an attack on Bitcoin and hurt my feelings.

Bitcoiner: Your feelings are an attack on Bitcoin.

CoreWhore: You’re so hostile!

Bitcoiner: GFY.

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