First lunch at work as a carnivore:

Me: Opening a bag of pork rinds in the breakroom.

Colleague: Okay!? Really? Now? 🫢

Me: Yes, you know it's because I've started eating in a new way...

Colleague: What way is that? 😳

Me: 🥩🍗🥓🥚🧈

Colleague: 😱.... Wow, that's crazy!

Me: It cured my osteoarthritis and allergies, just to mention a few things.

Colleague: No way! Good for you! 🤗 That sounds like a diet for me—all the things I like. But what about cholesterol? I know you have the good 👼 and the bad one👹.

Me: Let me tell you about cholesterol!💫

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