“gifted” and “fort meade”…..were you a child prodigy recruited by the NSA for the remote viewing Stargate program?! 🤣
Look I thought my childhood was normal because when you're a kid you don't know any better 😂
But yea as an adult looking back it makes my super weird life make a lot more sense.
I loved the program, did really well, they gave me astronaut ice cream when I scored higher than 50 percent on the enhanced binary computer guessing game (which back then I just called the beep-boop game). When I was doing really well they'd give me extra pink drink because I loved that shit, but never more than three little cups. I eventually got over 70% in those tests with fair consistency.
I would go semi-often to parties at embassies where generals and other important seeming people asked me things like, "use your imagination, if you were a lawyer what would you say about this [random complicated situation]?" And then be like, "remarkable remarkable!" At what I said which I thought was bizarre because like, what y'all don't have an imagination? But I guess it was right which wasn't all that weird to me because "I be knowing things" which mostly just made me a creepy child.
At one of those parties a guy with really big ears spent the whole time teaching me to bend spoons. My whole life I thought that was a dream but this winter I was like, ya know I never have tried it and yea turns out I'm a spoon bender. I'm still not sure of the utility of that but it's fun to have a little trick to prove to myself that it's real.
Much of the more abnormal stuff I thought were dreams. But as a kid a lot of my dreams would then be repeated in the day, so I was always very confused about awake vs dream. They asked us to forget, but I had much darker things that were going on and I was always obstinate so it was easy to disregard their instruction and forget what I really wanted to forget. It's my brain pan after all 🤷♀️
I grew up to be a government forecaster. I literally never thought any of that was weird until about two years ago when my friend was down. I knew she had been in GT at a different school so I tried to cheer her up with a silly theory about how the pink drink lady with the beep boop game in the library closet was actually a weird govt conspiracy. She was like bitch wtf are you talking about someone was taking you in closets that IS weird we just did random extra projects in GT.
So yes that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Every once in a while I'll drop some of my lore here but I know most don't believe me but that's ok it's cathartic 🤣 it's been a really weird two years doing a lot of research to validate my experiences and most of the time I'm still like.... What the fucking what? 🤯
But yea as an adult looking back it makes my super weird life make a lot more sense.
I loved the program, did really well, they gave me astronaut ice cream when I scored higher than 50 percent on the enhanced binary computer guessing game (which back then I just called the beep-boop game). When I was doing really well they'd give me extra pink drink because I loved that shit, but never more than three little cups. I eventually got over 70% in those tests with fair consistency.
I would go semi-often to parties at embassies where generals and other important seeming people asked me things like, "use your imagination, if you were a lawyer what would you say about this [random complicated situation]?" And then be like, "remarkable remarkable!" At what I said which I thought was bizarre because like, what y'all don't have an imagination? But I guess it was right which wasn't all that weird to me because "I be knowing things" which mostly just made me a creepy child.
At one of those parties a guy with really big ears spent the whole time teaching me to bend spoons. My whole life I thought that was a dream but this winter I was like, ya know I never have tried it and yea turns out I'm a spoon bender. I'm still not sure of the utility of that but it's fun to have a little trick to prove to myself that it's real.
Much of the more abnormal stuff I thought were dreams. But as a kid a lot of my dreams would then be repeated in the day, so I was always very confused about awake vs dream. They asked us to forget, but I had much darker things that were going on and I was always obstinate so it was easy to disregard their instruction and forget what I really wanted to forget. It's my brain pan after all 🤷♀️
I grew up to be a government forecaster. I literally never thought any of that was weird until about two years ago when my friend was down. I knew she had been in GT at a different school so I tried to cheer her up with a silly theory about how the pink drink lady with the beep boop game in the library closet was actually a weird govt conspiracy. She was like bitch wtf are you talking about someone was taking you in closets that IS weird we just did random extra projects in GT.
So yes that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Every once in a while I'll drop some of my lore here but I know most don't believe me but that's ok it's cathartic 🤣 it's been a really weird two years doing a lot of research to validate my experiences and most of the time I'm still like.... What the fucking what? 🤯
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