To charge more money

The Govt needs that info. Your teeth are informants, remove them immediately

So you can stream tooth data to big tech

How else will you be able to track your dental hygiene stats and share with your friends and family?

Haven't you ever wanted to control the speed of your toothbrush's motor speed right from your mobile?

What? ... you want a toothbrushed that's WIRED??? 🤣🤣🤣 😜

To connect with your fridge and stove to make sure you are brushing enough for what you ate obviously.

Health insurance companies gonna decide on whether or not to pay for your medical bills based on it.

Hello Dave, Time to rub one out. https://i.nostr.build/FDCdVBquteILGhDA.jpg

I know it will be unpopular, but my kids loved the challenge. like streaks etc i didn't have to kick their asses.

BlueTOOTH duh. The only purpose of it is to get blue teeth 😂

Waiting for the tooth implants to connect to my WiFi