A city in Germany known by locals as Bankfurt is being haunted by #Bitcoin activists. @Fidel
Banksters are terrified of their orange vibes defying the usual grayish subordination to fiat narratives, by blasting readings of the bitcoin whitepaper @walker @Guy Swann or #nostr rap @manlikekweks on their speakers in front of their haunted headquarters.
In their desperation Banksters call for exorcists who appear in strange uniforms trying to get rid of orange plaque.
They try to draw arbitrary lines of grayness in which no other color is allowed, but it seems like the vibes are so contagious that even some of the exorcists are stunned by it and can only stand by in silent admiration bound by a mysterious spell known as "Unua amendo!".