Will will write an entire database from scratch instead of going to therapy ;)

when your lame project doesn’t pay you enough to feed your family so your last resort is entertaining people with your physical discomfort https://image.nostr.build/308c2b67d817b8dd9604b24c02b7ab6c094012b2f0bb385c18eb70d0c8fcfb82.jpg

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Your hair is really really really pretty, and that’s bad because your a man.

nice facial hair Billy

I appreciate you Will You’ve made the #Nostr client I use the most Even if it was a mill I just couldn’t bring myself to roast. 🤙

Man dedicates life to developing social media platform just so he can talk to Jack Dorsey.

Did a caterpillar fall asleep on your chin?

Will jbb5's R-O-A-S-T https://media1.giphy.com/media/llANeu88cEAsq8sDO9/giphy.gif

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To Apple you are like the human version of athlete's foot, annoying and hard to get rid of.

Most “roasts” in the comments are just insults

Hey nostr:npub13wfgha67mdxall3gqp2hlln7tc4s03w4zqhe05v4t7fptpvnsgqs0z4fun will you roast nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s based on his profile “I made damus, npubs and zaps. banned by apple & the ccp. my notes are not for sale.”

Ur a #dumbstrich

A Japanese superstar's expression when she saw you do the grind while applying for the role of Magic Mike, "nandaaaaaaa" https://image.nostr.build/45a914852b34971846201a259d19ab6dbbb541088b29d7c1301ad4bad990972c.jpg

Hahaha, are teasing someone out there? Anymore clients rhat will join the roasting fun?

You're so dumb you can't even spell dumbass correctly.

Will you must have been keyboard enthusiasts because you've given us a platform where people can type more than they talk. It's like you wanted to turn introverts into the life of the virtual party!" 😄📱💬

Im afraid if i roast you, you will have regression issues.

jb55's Damus app? If I had a byte for every time it crashed, I could've downloaded a better app. He wanted to make something unforgettable? Mission accomplished – it's hard to forget such a profound regret. /s

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Late to the party but what deadlines is 30 minutes, dude. I just woke up. https://image.nostr.build/3da837f8c23712565977af132091c437bc781930dc9fd7dd9758d48932c2807d.jpg

nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s You think you're the center of everything, but you're just a tiny speck in the grand scheme of things. #plebchain #grownostr #nostr https://void.cat/d/wgPUHxdRJsJ4Vxr4BiLVi.webp

Not enough sats to buy my honor 😉 [Sent from Damus]

Hope you like medium roast! 🐶🐾🤣 https://i.nostr.build/AkMj.png

just fund my geyser project and i'll put the sats to great use . . https://geyser.fund/project/pimpmystudio #art

WilliAm is a way better rapper than you are.