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Kip Ashlynn
@Kip Ashlynn
I had a really wonderful whirlwind relationship with someone who I had an absolutely electric connection with... But then I found out he lied about being married to someone looking like Julia Roberts with a fuck ass bob.

I got so angry that I destroyed his room full of Lego models. It made me really happy as I was doing it, laughing and smashing like a toddler. But then afterwards I felt real bad because that was petty and beneath me.

Anyways I woke up still single so luckily I don't have to worry about Julia Roberts or her terrible wig.

Good morning 🌞😵‍💫🌞

#dreamstr

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Jem'Hadar · 1w
Unfortunate. The Lego models probably should have been your red flag. He didn’t deserve you.
kidwarp · 1w
Good Morning… lol
pepi · 1w
Lol I fell for it on the first paragraph… GM
Larry Bird · 1w
Stay away from grown men who build Legos. Find one who builds Sats 🙂