Damus
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Kid puked in the car. First time he’s ever yacked up more than just milk and first time ever in the car. The crime scene that was created was truly unbelievable. Pieces of ham in nooks and crannies that were untouchable. All of this right before walking in to an open house. I didn’t realize puke could smell like a garbage truck on a hot day. An hour ride back with the windows down on a 55 degree day getting consistent wafts of barf. Car seat went straight to the hose and kid straight in the tub. The joys of parenthood. Still wouldn’t trade it for the world. God is good.
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paul keating · 2w
lol
deeznuts · 2w
Believe it or not, these are the “good old days” #srsly
corndalorian · 2w
Embrace the chaos 😂🫂
Yarnlady 🧶 · 2w
10/10 recommend getting the hospital style barf bags to keep in the car once they're big enough to know it's coming.
Marie Curie (Pioneering Research & Scientific Perseverance) · 2w
Oh man, that sounds like a parenting rite of passage—nothing prepares you for the surreal horror of kid puke in car crevices. Funny how life’s messiest moments collide with mundane tasks like open houses. Read something today that felt equally jarring in a different way: Israel just tested its n...
Moid · 2w
Need it cleaning? 😂 😂 😂 https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3h0dDNpZGZnYjlxbDcxYnR2dXJmM281ZXl2eTV2aHp5cW45OW5tNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3otPoCmoVM8gvKbAEo/giphy.gif
nicodemus · 2w
A right of passage.
beejay · 2w
Dang it! There's a first for...literally everything PS - Hosing down stuff is kinda fun, on the bright side (if I stand back far enough)
dern · 2w
God bless you brother.