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Lyn Alden
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Gm.

Some Amazon products ship to the U.S. and not to Egypt. So, my friend bought three philosophy books, shipped them to my place, and I brought them to Egypt in my bag when I came.

One of them, however, was a crazy misprinting. Inside the philosophy cover was a book on witchcraft.

Apart from being funny, it’s actually slightly dangerous. Some countries including the UAE have laws against sorcery. Imagine flying in there, get a random baggage check, and you unknowingly have a witchcraft book with a philosophy cover on it, as though you are sneaking it in. Like, what do you even say in that situation.
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Libertas Primordium · 9w
We have reason to believe you are smuggling ideas...
El Guirri · 9w
Not again! This is why I came to your country, someone's casting spells on me. Please help
Grace and Truth · 9w
Yikes!
zeph · 9w
so I did it for the plot and some say saints are magicians that got away with it though it's probably going to be a bad day at customs
Globe99 · 9w
Just do what they did in the middle ages, find a woman who isn't conforming to local norms, and claim "she put a spell on me and made me do it!"
Ava Tharr · 9w
Laus Stultitiae is a great book, but as far as I remember, it doesn't contain any magical formulas.
mobuktu · 9w
oops
⚡₿it₿y₿it⚡ · 9w
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FreeYoda · 9w
Just a shame that the Cat wasn't a black one, that would have been SO GOOD 🤣
Theory of Everything · 9w
Remember those pagers that actually were explosives?
Theory of Everything · 9w
https://image.nostr.build/cc52e4e34def1cbd3541e68aa1ba1a0a48eb7465cb141120869af9306ef6b8c9.jpg
Sun of the Moon · 9w
Friend???
Vendetter · 9w
Yeah, that was kinda risky. Glad you made it safely.
nostrich · 9w
The main risk is if they scrutinized you for something else. Customs agents can barely keep tabs on illicit traffic of cultural treasures; to an untrained eye heirloom art looks like mere junk. I personally heard one first-hand account, around 1993, of someone who shipped a bag full of books to Chin...
nostrich · 9w
That’s exactly what a witch would say!!!
nostrich · 9w
‘Then…SHES A WITCH! BURN HER!’
Laan Tungir · 9w
WE ARE ALL WITCHES! I guess then witches aren't that special. I would look for a more exclusive coven.
Hoshi · 9w
file sharing like experience - but weirder
lontivero · 9w
If someone who claims to be your friend stabs you in the back, be wary of their friendship.
Kondio Snegopadov · 9w
Bitcoin is sorcery in many people’s minds! The good thing is that they can’t get your BTC in an airport check HOHOHOHOHO! ✌️😌✌️
Frapples · 9w
That's like file sharing IRL. <Opens archive> ...wait, what the hell is My Little Pony doing in my Rob Zombie anthology?
OzzyHB · 9w
Cat smells the frigs legs..
CitizenPleb · 8w
Jeff Bezos set me up, I swear!