Just use Debian.

Having nothing to do with the typical criticisms (usually warrented), I just never liked Ubuntu. One of the first distros I tried after making the switch, and just something about it annoyed me. I like simple, and Ubuntu isn't that. Xubuntu and Lubuntu aren't that bad though

Fuck arch too. I don't get why people act like its a gift from God, or the arrogance that comes with using it