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I'm not sure why I keep getting special treatment from the cops but they keep giving me warnings instead of tickets. Not complaining, but it's kinda weird at this point. Maybe now that I'm old they are showing respect to their elders

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stork · 3w

Ok fed 😂

So Tachi · 3w

I have the opposite problem, any advice? I’m old too 😂

franny · 3w

its your "get off my lawn" aura 😂

The Wee Yella Frag · 3w

They're like "shit, is that Wisp brah?!"

Karadenizli · 3w

Expensive car + no accent + age is most of it. Also I've found that saying you own a specific local small business is a foolproof way of getting out of the tickets (with local cops) and its not like they check.

hsoc · 3w

They use wisp😅

gsovereignty · 3w

Driving on a foreign license always helps too

kidwarp · 3w

Welcome to white privilege status sir

Bill Cypher · 3w

You aren't truly old until you drive a car and in a way that you stop getting pulled over in the first place.

captjack 🏴‍☠️✨💜 · 3w

RCMP like Beery Berry very very much

🇵🇸 whoever loves Digit · 3w

You're making all white people look retarded with this post

mike · 3w

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