It’s just useless grass…

It's starting for me. Scary.

I feel you. I spent the whole day cutting grass…so proud 😊

Have you looked into propane and propane accessories?

Dude, wait till a friend comes over and compliments you on it.

It started with regular mowing and now I have a scarifier, lawn feed, a soil PH meter…

I fenced my shit in 🤣

its the supermarket that does it for me. back in my day, a pack of chewing gum was 10c. also, takes 2 days to mow my lawn so as long as it short enough that tigers can't hide in it then I'm happy.

Between manicured lawns and worship at actual buildings every weekend, society has effectively eliminated the only two free days we’d otherwise have to subvert the state and spend time plotting with like minded people in RL.

Dude its fucking hilarious. Im ashamed at how much I just want my lawn to be nice.

Touch grass dude

I just yell at the turkeys that dig mine up. Sometimes, when I can be bothered to. Though the dogs yell at them too which is handy. That said, the extent to which I care about my lawn is "let's try not to make it a breeding ground for lyme disease or full of poison ivy." The back yard at this poi...

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same, but they're my own kids 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧