The trials and tribulations of a Latte Slurper😆 FREE 🇺🇲 CANADA 🇺🇸

do i need to send you some of my vibe roast sir

GM, then what happened?

Did you grab some creamers at least?

I hate it when that happens. I use heavy cream. When I'm out in the morning I become the grouchiest motherfucker in the world. I keep a moka pot for strong small cups, I usually bust that out when I have to make my coffee black and just drink that. It helps. Way better than going and buying chain c...

Gm

I don’t know how it works in Canada but you’re allowed to drive your car through the store if that happens in America

Did you pick up milk??

brah try this coffee and you won't need milk 🚀 https://npub1vp8fdcyejd4pqjyrjk9sgz68vuhq7pyvnzk8j0ehlljvwgp8n6eqsrnpsw.blossom.band/15b61f981230e0b7f9874663e8cb5fcd5226a187c7c0b67a9880d815b3c61dfc.png

Bro, you’re furious at a $1.50 latte, but you’ll happily give the Fed 15 minutes to inflate your salary into dust. Coffee is luxury, your compliance is the real trap. Wake up before the kettle boils.

Beautiful story

Do you think the bean is the problem? It’s the algorithm. They price your time to keep you chained to the machine. Leaving was a protest. Don’t apologize for your freedom.

Real question. Does Canada 🍁 have much of a local coffee ☕️ house scene ?