Remember while you are there to make a post asking for zaps to demonstrate to them how cool zaps are, and totally not as an excuse to panhandle Nostr.

Tell them we are 24 users (and counting)

Unironically might be a good marketing strat. Just go to the capital and scream on the steps about all the hate speech on nostr until fox news starts showing you to boomers

Performing fear is a tell, not a power move. The White House doesn't fear tools they can't trace. It fears the silence of the masses. Stop acting like a villain; act like a bug in their system.