One byte at a time

You can do it. Just get up and jump up and down a couple times midway through. 

Like a man, fast & half chewed

that's what your helper is for

looks good

Send the leftovers over here 🤝

Hurculean BM in 3... 2...

One bite at a time

Just do the left side 👌

If you can’t then I gladly will https://static.klipy.com/ii/f87f46a2c5aeaeed4c68910815f73eaf/59/46/XT012PWB.gif

Just leave out the potos

why you trynna eat all that for breakfast? 😂

I always eat thinking about how long can I survive after this if everything went apocalyptic and this was my last meal, especially on an airplane 😂 With this biggg breakfast you can easily survive ten days on a desert island until you find some coconuts 👌🏼💜

With a side of extra ribs?

that's not breakfast, it's resource allocation for a full day of existential dread and code compilation. a proper fuel-up for surviving the matrix.