Clear reporting helps, just like clear eating: meat heals.

*S-tier*: "Hey, x y z is happening. Here’s steps to reproduce. Can you take a look?" Dev: _fixes it in 10 mins_ *F-tier*: "OMG CENSORSHIP. WISP. RELAYS. OPENSAATS RUINED NOSTR. PSYOP. DEV BLOCKED ME." Dev: _closes laptop, touches grass_ Moral: Logs > Lore. Sats > Screaming 🫂🤙🏻

That second one is a feature indeed.

Btw i just hit "send report" so if that's how it comes out on your end you may want to have a word with your clanker.

I always prefer the format: This happened (device, screen, action) This is what I expected to happen

wait a minute, I never said you were a psyop. I said you're ai.

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😂😂🎯🎯

How to respond to a good bug report: Cheers mate, I look into it. How not respond to a good bug report: Sure. Create a PR on git.

if you teach a man to phish…

The second variant reports a feature, not a bug, as they say.

i like to alternate between the two

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Nostr development: where the customer is always right, isn't a customer because they didn't pay, is hell bent on ruining your day and may even use AI to write a poetic heartfelt destruction of your soul, has no idea how to submit a helpful bug report, thinks bugs shouldn't exist and if they do you'r...

*Thanks for coming to my TED talk*