I am my own maid Patrician.

In inches, or...?

Just the tip

Right before Christmas, you clean your own house. When she shows up to clean, show her it’s done and say “merry Christmas”

Minimum an extra week, maximum an extra month.

I'm in too low a tax bracket to be asked this question.

last year was 62.5%

just ask her what would be most helpful for her family this season

usually half what my butler gets

maid?

Excuse me, whats a maid?