How’s the water taste? I’m asking for nostr:npub162zpxufpw8pnuytaf0gfxzkqtvk9rvcwkvppa7x57y3n7qkfpg4shatdhy

Bidet maxxing! https://blossom.primal.net/dbcfcbf16dc9a46b21d107c0c40663594a1259cef8b4a95388b79ead185579cd.gif

They had me at the per-user settings 🥰 #UI

A incredulidade dos americanos reflete a perda de controle sobre suas próprias vidas. Lembre-se, como disse Epiteto, o que importa é o que está sob nosso poder.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/1I_lQFuuiNAAAAAC/why-are-you-why-are-you-gay.gif

Just got done using mine, signed an American 🇺🇸.

Just searched and found the original video. Lol 21:39 https://omg10.com/4/10977002

i have two of these in my house 🇺🇸

sticker legend looks misaligned. think your about to dry and instead 💦

Everyone should have a machine clean their bum.

https://image.nostr.build/c52282a82b3b7717f4262d58f4cb4d94909d6c492007991b0e6fa356f908bf00.gif

I need my toilet replaced upstairs and i hear people raving about it but i would very much like to experience first seeing as it is quite the investment. Preferably i would like the whole family to use it at least once so i know it will not splash all over the floor when my youngest uses it. The m...

https://blossom.primal.net/c8e66b9eeb9c9fb28eb14ee0dd1f1617a06317bff683d349edf56817c275d53a.mp4

Yup https://npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac.blossom.band/47abcbd57780db42afd0211f9ed51ff9817d7bb86abe5a3bb3b56098d883252d.png

You can get a bidet on Amazon for like thirty dollars.

That weird moment you are shit posting while shitting on the shitter being shit posted 🤯 Recursive loop trap!

I have one and I dread shitting without it

I bought it on Amazon several years ago. Best purchase ever. Your wife is going to get mad when she finds out you didn’t buy the model with the FRONT/WIDE feature 😄 Does the seat automatically closes? If not, it’s already time to upgrade. https://i.nostr.build/vVHVDAYRITDW3FL1.jpg

https://video.nostr.build/d9099b0a3273ca96ee439e68b4060a07e9bff9ebd858c8ecd2c1bdbc5dc66768.mp4

Rear soft. Is this a European pounding machine ?

Naw. A rich friend hand one of those installed and I more or less learned its functions. Beats a hose a a towel which i have seen in some countries.