Burn my npub. 🤣

Dance like a motherfucker.

Reimburse 1/5 of the lost coins. 4/5 is on the user being dumb for outsourcing entropy generation.

Make everyone whole by any means necessary.

Step down as CEO. I mean this is like a hack from a dystopian novel.

Nonstop vomiting

"Was it you?" 🤷

The first step would be to actually take responsibility for all the insane bullshit he does. He retweeted that it was someone elses code to deflect just five hours ago. Insane! He spent the evening deleting tweets that show why he changed the code to follow a different closed license. He is goin...

Drop the bitcoin security stuff and stick to fun things. https://blossom.primal.net/7bd643d6556ceda5df28305d46278f08d613210b3f306f26e67319b731b29fcb.jpg

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I wouldn't have gotten myself in his mess in the first place. But if I did, I would return all provably stolen funds within my own capacity. In case I didn't have enough funds to do so, I would pay back a decent percentage to everyone, so at least they're not at 0. We all know he likely won't do any...

I'd apologize and disappear. But If I had thousands of BTC stored somewhere, I'd definitely reimburse every sat lost by this horrible fuckup and disappear.

I'd probably evaluate my life choices and repent. Whatever the opposite of what nvk will probably end up doing.

In medieval romances there is a common theme of how to handle a big fuck up, the path of Yvain: ~Loses his sanity. ~Tears off his clothes and flees into the forest. ~Lives as a wild man, surviving on roots and hunted animals. ~Wanders naked and disconnected from civilization until he is eventually h...

Disappear immediately

Stay humble, admit where mistakes made, and work like a motherfucker to help try and recover stolen sats.

Delete evidence, blame open source devs, blame users, refuse to engage with the victims, write misleading explanations of why I changed the code, disappear from nostr where I can't control post history, delete tweets to control the narrative. Or do you mean if I had my character instead of his but ...

The first thing I would have done is find a new CEO and resign immediately. Look for work while I try to help out who got fucked in any way I could.

nostr:nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36csxjejf i'd publish the exact affected build range plus a check people can run themselves, then pay for an independent audit of the entropy path. the part that stings is nobody could verify the rng without trusting the vendor, so t...

He should hang himself

Given his personality traits, the best outcome I would hope for is for him to step back from CoinKite daily business and let somebody more open and empathetic lead. Allow issue trackers for a start. Allow criticism without threatening to sue.

Nunavut https://npub1039a2tgr9g7d0mvhm87tzj4vh0mk58wyu7tudnfqdqutp42r50wsug6vh8.blossom.band/fe715985fc14c9d9d028f93c7f7c4335901415819d4be933df0a1cfcbcc05771.jpg

Opposite of anything a jerk like him would do.

Probably hire non-psychopath to take his place and quietly disappear from the space while financially supporting open source devs for at least 2 years. Then gradually come back into space humbled. I bet the opposite will happen. It will be "I have to fight this battle to win the power back", etc

I think opensats taking a position is a low hanging fruit

1. Resign from coinkite and OpenSats and anything else I was on. 2. Work my balls off to restore people's losses, prioritizing those with a pressing need. 3. Dedicate the rest of my life to finding out who did this and then nail their balls to the wall, recovering the Bitcoin. That's what I would d...

Find a really really tall building

You can't prove all the effected bitcoin were stolen except those addreseee that were all transferred immediately before disclosure. Just want to point that out.

I’m only here to for the comments 👀

If I were NVK: I don't know his net worth, but If I had the amount of BTC that users lost, I would set up a system where someone who could prove they were coldcard users and lost their funds received full reimbursement.