Should be a jellied eels van

Because of the fact that ice cream cools you when its hot outside

They'd have to keep the meats hot until someone buys them... Which means they will eventually dry out and have to be thrown away instead of sold. Ice cream preserves well while frozen.

I would like a baked potato truck. There are so many yet they're inconveniently located 🤔 I bet their music would be some tuba driven polka or something. It could be a nice contrast to the ice cream jingles https://blossom.primal.net/399a07248f2cf3ee363f5658d781c7ea237cb38ecbc47371a551af6d0f5c33...

In Switzerland we have quite a lot of these roasted chicken trucks, more than ice cream trucks for sure. https://nostr.download/f81d2b5497c59f99b82b8f550100f8eba122bf61f5c200ed1626cc4006b57172.jpg But they are not roaming with a music to attract you, they are like each day of the week at a differen...

because they want to steal the kids. not some fat bastard with bbq sauce stains on his shirt

Isn't that why we have millions of young Chinese with hot boxes strapped to their backs delivering food?

Maybe you live the wrong hood, son 😆 https://v.nostr.build/SwWUZR0jWr4GvcHp62eDwZ.mp4

You can drive around ice cream, you can't drive around a food truck. Theres plenty of food trucks, they are just parked somewhere all day bc you can't drive with hot oil sloshing in the fryer.