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Let's briefly summarize Trumpet's statement on Iran:

January 18: "Iranian patriots, help is on the way, we're coming"

• February 28: "We're launching a decisive operation, it will be very quick"

• March 2: "We will win easily"

• March 3: "We've won the war"

• March 7: "We've defeated Iran"

• March 9: "We need to attack Iran, the war is almost completely and beautifully coming to an end"

• March 12: "We've won, but we're not completely won yet"

• March 13: "We've won the war"

• March 14: "Please help us open the strait"

• March 15: "If you don't help us, I'll definitely remember this"

• March 16: "We don't really need any help at all, I was just checking to see who was listening to me"

• "If NATO doesn't help, something very bad will happen to them."

• March 17: "We don't need NATO's help, and we don't want it." "I don't need Congressional approval to leave NATO."

• March 18: "Allies must cooperate to open the Strait of Hormuz."

• March 19: "US allies must gather strength and help open the Strait of Hormuz."

• March 20: "NATO is cowardly." "Perhaps we will gradually phase it out."

• March 21: "We don't use the Strait, we don't need to open it; other countries need it."

• March 22: "This is the last time. I give Iran 48 hours." "Iran is finished."

• March 23: "We give Iran another week and we will start bombing power plants."

• March 24: "The war is nearing its end."

• March 25: "We are negotiating with Iran."

• March 26: "Iran is begging for peace." "They gave us a gift." "We are postponing attacks on the power plants." "We are giving them more time."

• March 27: "The Ayatollah and I will manage the Strait of Hormuz together."

• March 28: "Regime change has occurred in Iran."

• March 29: "Negotiations with Iran are going extremely well."

• March 30: "Threat of explosion and complete destruction of Iran's oil and energy infrastructure and occupation of Kharg Island."

• March 31: "We are ready to end the war without opening the Strait of Hormuz."

• April 1: "I predict the war will end in three days." "We will bomb them for another two or three weeks until we bomb them back to the Stone Age."

• April 2: "We destroyed three of their major bridges, why don't they call us?"

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