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Proof of appendectomy https://mikeh.blossom.band/d46b309a16c745465b61db38234879ea67991e26a8fee632e69dcbcf65fd14e8.jpg

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788622403

Where's the beer and chips?

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788622313

As long as it involves recovery

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788621689

Swift recovery son! Or else 💜🚒🇬🇧😎✌

GM They operated last night. I’m still alive.

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788619208

Mate, what?! I didn't realise you needed an op! Ouch. Beer o'clock now, don't let us down 💜🚒🇬🇧🍻

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788618535

Yep, money did that. It isn't a game for the working class, anymore

@Zaikaboy 1788613923

Meanwhile, in Scotland, apparently calling a police officer a clown is an arrestable offence? I mean, what did a clown do to deserve that?

@Zaikaboy 1788613461

This is how a delivery should take place.

♡°˖✧ ˚ claire ˚ ✧˖°♡ · 18h

https://claire.blossom.band/50a06b7d73cdd14a875a1a10820781eaa5e602a3dacfe3d143f46e457ce8dbda.jpg https://claire.blossom.band/391ecf72acb4964b135af2538e7323dce52b3d4df0c4b4e090774bf950998c43.jpg

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788605473

Tasty

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♡°˖✧ ˚ claire ˚ ✧˖°♡ · 16h

ive never had one but martinis are visually so so pretty 🤵 󠄠󠄠󠄧

Meh! I want a guy that can tame a dragon, not kill it! Get to hoovering! 🤭

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788598469

You want a lot! OK, find me a dragon and I'm on it. Otherwise I'll have a full English thanks x

You really should buy a lottery ticket!!

Zaikaboy @Zaikaboy 1788598262

Ikr! I'm amazed. I'm in for a hiding now though. Everything balances out in the end!

@Zaikaboy 1788598079

Two days in a row and I don't even own a narrow boat!
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You really should buy a lottery ticket!!

@Zaikaboy 1788597504

I wonder why this #catstr likes these stairs?