Damus
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Got my foreskin trapped in my zipper after a wank. Couldn't get it out. Called 111. They said to go to hospital. Half a dozen nurses and doctors took a gawk but couldn't release the zip, so they called in the fire brigade. Overall 12 people in total were amused by my zipped knob.
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Kev Quirk · 1w
nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyd968gmewwp6kyqpqnk4wcn5hdzw6yec9lsxmz75ltvznktgs48jeyqvgrfx48fe4t2nq5g3e6m someone has been watching Something About Mary...