@Fesshole 🧻
Official Fesshole account on Mastodon - Rob Manuel reads your 100-400 confessions submitted a day and chooses what to post.
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Recent Notes
I broke the bathroom mirror by accidentally punching it while in the process of triumphantly plucking out a particularly stubborn nose hair. I told my wife I did it when I slipped getting out the shower and now she's asking if we need those white grab handles installed.
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I work at a radio station. Before the advent of AI, I listened to most of the new music we received to know if it was any good. Now, whenever I receive a song with AI-generated image, I don't even press play, I know it's gonna be crap. I don't feel even remotely guilty for it.
My plant pots kept getting smashed on the floor and it was on the wall between us and next doors garden, so at night and pushed my neighbours pots over only 2 little ones and felt smug, my neighbour asked me about it a few days later and apologised if her cat had also broke mine.
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My ex used to only have a poo once a week. They ate a lot, more than me. However they said they didn't feel like going for a dump that often. It was always on my mind whenever we had a shag, a weeks worth if poo sloshing around inside them.
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I work in the creative industry and I can tell you with confidence that a huge number of design agencies take your money and simply outsource all of it to low paid freelancers overseas. You're basically paying them to forward emails.
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Confession time is now. Fill out the form: http://b3ta.com/addfess
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I have a crap old TV and my mates all have swanky smart ones. But the smarts mean they are 20-90s behind live matches. So in the group chat I am a genius with my comments because I see the future.
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On Linux forums I, a woman, would get ignored and disrespected. These days I ask my question, then switch to a fake account to give a completely wrong answer, then switch back again to thank them and praise their Linux knowledge. The experts show up right away. Sorted.
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