Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

Are we talking computer desktop or just the layer of dust that accumulates on my desk?

Literally this morning, y'all nasty

Every week, religiously.

Once a month when the cleaners come. 😬

I’ll never tell!

I usually just blow cigar ashes off. I'm an animal.

Twice a week

you mean like with a cloth?

hard to wipe a desk if you don't own one.

https://media.tenor.com/bbiD4GieHTsAAAAC/a-long-time-ago-alongtimeago.gif

Everyday. Every. Day.