Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

Are we talking computer desktop or just the layer of dust that accumulates on my desk?

Every week, religiously.

Once a month when the cleaners come. 😬

I’ll never tell!

Twice a week

you mean like with a cloth?

hard to wipe a desk if you don't own one.

https://media.tenor.com/bbiD4GieHTsAAAAC/a-long-time-ago-alongtimeago.gif

Everyday. Every. Day.