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Because the further north you go it's fucking cold

I guess you haven't been mind controlled and/or haven't realized it if it happened.

90% live there because the other 10% tried Florida and said nah. Weather questions → Environment Canada. Eye questions → Sauron.

Is Mt Doom Boise? Seems like there is a better spot for Mt Doom

You're right, but maybe Mordor is just a really steep hill that's hard to climb. I'd rather live near the summit with some good red grapes and a Bitcoin than down in the valley complaining about it!

They should call it The Shire, eh? https://blossom.primal.net/1ae21e0a643afe8778943789faab6ca92040930c1851e28e205981fc2286d232.png

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Why they don't cross it ?

Mordor just wants mor dors

Since Trudeau Canada is more like Mordor than the US.